Thursday, January 22, 2009

Puddleglum

Yesterday we watched the BBC's version of "The Silver Chair". I must admit that the green screen moments were pretty cheesy, and the acting was almost equally horrible. But it is Narnia, and therefore I was a fan...at least they kept a lot of the quotes intact. Which is why I am writing this post. After seeing the movie it reminded me of how much I love Puddleglum. Here are a couple of my favorite quotes by him:


  • After Scrubb has asked if he thinks everything will turn out right if they untie the enchanted Prince. "I don't know about that. You see, Aslan didn't tell Pole what would happen. He only told her what to do. That fellow will be the death of us once he's up, I shouldn't wonder. But that doesn't let us off following the sign."
  • "One word, Ma'am," he said, coming back from the fire; limping, because of the pain. "One word. All you've been saying is quite right, I shouldn't wonder. I'm a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won't deny any of what you said. But there's one more thing to be said, even so. Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things-trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that's a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But four babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play world. I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia. So, thanking you kindly for our supper, if these two gentlemen and the young lady are ready, we're leaving your court at once and setting out in the dark to spend our lives looking for Overland. Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that's a small loss if the world's as dull a place as you say."

Now that's writing at its best!


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

So Jenni made a birthday cake the other day and used yellow icing...this got me to thinking that it would be funny if she used mustard instead of icing....which got me to thinking about this video:


Friday, January 16, 2009

Proof that Cinco De Mustache has been around for at least 27 years....

Taken on May 5th 1982....that's right....Cinco De Mustache! Too bad I was too young to grow a sweet 'stache like my dad.
A couple of important letters that you might want to write if you plan on participating in this year's Cinco De Mustache:

letter to the wife/girlfriend:

Letter to the Boss

And for you enjoyment I present you with a website that allows you to create your very own stache. This why you know which stache is right for you.

Manly Staches You Must See!

Well it has taken me some time to find these pictures. But after exhaustive searching I am now able to present to you some of the finest 'staches around. Hopefully it will encourage you to grow your own!






so scroll down and enjoy.......




















Strange, I never took Mohler as the "Biker Stache" kind of guy. Though I must admit he pulls it off nicely, even in a suit!


You know, surprisingly enough, the "Handle Bar Stache" is quite popular among psychologists.


Never a doubt in my mind that Mahaney and his bald head wouldn't grow a "fu manchu"? Well done, well done indeed!


Ah...always the poet and romantic...of course he'd be sporting the "Clark Gable"


Ok, I've got to be honest, I am very dissapointed with Driscoll. He's like the manliest calvanist around and this is all he can come up with? Truthfully I was expecting the "Walrus Stache" [aka "Wyatt Earp"]. Instead we end up with an "Uncle Rico"? Shame on you Driscoll!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

'Stache helps

I ran across a couple of invaluable 'stache articles that you just MUST see. One is

20 Manliest Mustaches and Beards From Facial Hair History

This is really some pretty funny stuff. For example - Fact: Chuck Norris was born with a beard. When doctors tried to shave it, he roundhouse kicked them in the face with his precociously strong baby legs, knocking them all unconscious..

And the other is a self-help on How to Grow a Really Manly Beard. If you're new to all this facial hair stuff, then I suggest you check this site out.

Not in Beijing

I Could NEVER see this happening in Beijing!



I'm just saying....